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Uh… Sinkhole my rear end.

So if you choose to believe the US and Guatemalan Governments, this little gem was created by Tropical Storm Agatha.  Bollocks to that I say!

If you want my opinion, (and I don’t care if you do or not… this is my rant dammit) This little beauty was created by either an accidental discharge of a yet unknown superhuman’s powers or is a direct result of the Large Hadron Collider opening up a micro worm hold displacing earth and everything around it in a furious orgy of cosmic power.  Think about it… one guy dead?   Give me a break global news… you’re not fooling anyone.  Look at the symmetry… look at the perfect shape and depth of this sucker!  Maybe it was a test of a new satellite weapon gone horribly wrong, maybe it was the inevitable first strike of the mer-people.   But it AINT no sinkhole.

photos courtesy of the good people at yahoo!… always one step behind on breaking news.

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  1. June 2, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    The world news is gonna have to get up a little bit earlier to get one on you B! Thanks for the insight, I was buying that story but just for a moment! Great read!

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